Intelligence Update (War On Terror! The latest intel from The Covert Comic)

War On Terror! (Secret archives, volume one)

War On Terror! (Secret archives, volume two)

War On Terror! (Secret archives, volume three)

The Naked Intelligence Officer (They made me do this)

Who Killed The Covert Comic?

Secrets For Sale: The Book!

Shoe Bomb of LifeŽ

Secrets Of 9/11 (Recently unclassified!)

Form 22C: Questioning Authority

Black Matters (NEW classified poetry from The Covert Comic!)

School of Assassins (The first great book of top secret poetry from The Covert Comic. Reviewed in Wired! magazine!)

Cointelprose (The second great book of top secret poetry from The Covert Comic. Nearly reviewed in Wired! magazine!)

Be a Better Griever (Do it today!)

Secrets for Sale! (If you have to ask, you're not cleared yet)

PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Americans

Covert Press Releases (Send them and win!)

How To Be Famous

Spaiku! (CIA haiku poetry from The Covert Comic! "Spooky" - USA Today)

Safe-House Proud (Reviewed in About.com! Caution: non-pornography. Adults only)

I Killed JFK (The intelligence briefing that started the Covert Comic phenomenon!)

The Intelligence Underground: The Spookiest of the Spooks

Disclosures (What is Secret Zero?) 

My Resume or Everything I Know about the CIA and Elvis

Contact The Covert Comic

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The following web sites have been officially approved by The Covert Comic as having significant intelligence value. Visit them frequently (at least fifteen times a minute!).

 

Jack Handey

Covert Comment: I wouldn't want to be a comedian like Jack Handey. But as for actually being Jack Handey, the man himself, I guess that would be OK.

 

Steve Aylett

Covert Comment: If we were cleared to read this guy's writing, how would we know it?

 

KGB

Covert Comment: Yeah, that KGB.

 

Bus Plunge!

Covert Comment: Ever read one of those headlines: 'Third World Bus In Fender Bender With Taxi: 92,000 Feared Dead?' Well, these people have ... over and over and over again. Nutty trashy web camp classic demonstrates that existence itself is a ... bus plunge!

 

Covert Comment: The good news: Ruminations published The Covert Comic's joke about sleeping with my Chief of Station's 18-year-old intern daughter.

The bad news: apparently a bunch of people at CIA read Ruminations.

 

Uri Geller with his mother in the early 1970's

Uri Geller's Official Web Site

Covert Comment: Until Uri Geller bent some spoons, it never really occurred to me that all people everywhere are children of G*d imbued with a spark of the Divine Fire. Needless to say, mere language cannot adequately describe this web site. Please, whatever else you do on behalf of Middle East peace, write and beg Uri to pose for a picture with America's Funniest Covert Intelligence Officer.

... Or ask him to bend the Internet.

 

Eddie Breen

Covert Comment: I can both confirm and not deny that all this guy's paintings are classified Top Secret.

 

Police Limit

Covert Comment: CIA officers don't have powers of arrest. But if we did ...

 

Romania's Funniest Covert Intelligence Officer!

Covert Comment: You know the great Romanian soccer star Ceaucescu? Well, a Romanian intel officer with reliable access is now claiming that Ceaucescu is actually president of the country! Kooky konspiracy web site has to be seen to be believed.

 

Freedom Keys

Covert Comment: If they added just three letters, it would be 'Freedom Monkeys.'

... By the way, I can neither confirm nor deny that those three letters are 'c,' 'i,' and 'a.'

 

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