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Secrets by The Covert Comic currently for sale:
1. Secrets For Sale: The Book The legendary book of classified quotations by The Covert Comic. Will almost certainly win a Nobel Prize, eventually. Regular Price: $600,000.00 Special unlimited offer! Buy this work now for just $20! A savings of nearly $600,000.00!!! See below for details. Click HERE to read this book for FREE!
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7. That Would Be Weird! A list of things that would be weird. Pretty weird in its own right, and (needless to say) classified. Regular Price: $600,000.00 Special unlimited offer! Buy this work now for just $20! A savings of nearly $600,000.00!!! See below for details.
8. Secrets For Sale: The Ride! The Covert Comic comes to your briefing room, home, tree house or other venue, and speaks, sings and makes other noises and gestures. Jokes can include classified material, provided all members of the audience are cleared. (Note: this production might not seem like a 'secret,' but it is.) Price: $9,000.00 (price negotiable - Contact The Covert Comic for more information. No extra charge if the negotiation itself begins to take on the form of an exchange of secrets).
Note: Please specify the format of the secrets you're ordering (in electronic form, or as a really cheap hard copy reproduction made on a laser printer). Please also specify which secrets you're ordering (if you deem such things to be important). (Remember: books by The Covert Comic are short and can be read quickly.) Yo! If you don't like readin' books (even short, funny ones), why not purchase classified Covert Comic merchandise (by clicking HERE), and save the cosmos at the same time?
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