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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) When it comes to black ops, CIA/Special
Activities darkens in comparison.
● I can confirm that intelligent sources and methods were not
compromised. … The question was about intelligence
sources and methods? Let me check and get back to you. – Ops
briefing
● Remember: if someone tries to prevent you from observing World
Pacifism Day, and you don’t resist, they’re actually helping you observe
World Pacifism Day.
● I didn’t say ‘men have feelings too.’ I said men have feelings: two. ● ‘Jaguar’ is a question whar ah come from.
Executive Intelligence Summary
The buck doesn’t give a damn where it stops.
In the intelligence community, the nicer the
sidewalk, the more likely you are to get mugged.
● Me, tasking an
intel asset: “Are my instructions clear?”
Asset: “No.”
Me: “Excellent,
please proceed.”
● When I was
little, like a lot of kids I had an imaginary friend. But time passes,
and you grow up and realize all your friends are imaginary. ● A unicycle is a training wheel for learning
to levitate. ● Zugzwang n. A situation in which one’s
next action can only have a negative result. (The American realized
he now had no choice but to attempt to say the word ‘zugzwang.’)
Executive
Intelligence Summary So long! Be a stranger! – To a friend who
joined the Federal Witness Protection Program
A good reputation doesn’t precede you, it
covers your ass. ● Station accurately reported that subject was
a deep cover operative. Station never claimed subject was a deep cover
operative. – Ops report ● For
a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get ‘bi-’
and ‘semi-’ mixed up. ● If two therapists provide each other free
therapy once a week with both therapists claiming a charitable tax
deduction, and if the IRS agent auditing their tax returns says that’s
crazy, I assume their claims will be approved. ● I did not then know whether I was a dream
within a dream – although given my prostate I was pretty sure the
confusion would be temporary.
Executive
Intelligence Summary The house of love is a rage room.
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