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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
SpookSpeak.
Display n. 1. (Military) A static portrayal of activity and/or
capability intended to visually deceive. 2. (Intelligence Community
consulting) A static portrayal of activity and/or capability intended to
visually deceive, that charges per diem. ● Decedent’s personal effects? Well, among
other things, he’s dead. – Ops briefing
● The Four Steps
of Mature Dating 1. Gym & Swim 2. Surf & Turf 3. Drink & Think 4. Pee & Flee ● No thunder was ever angry, nor dark cloud
somber. But every drizzle is definitely embarrassed. ● I never roll my eyes, but my eyes have damn
sure rolled me.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
If only he had
used his powers for good instead of evil. Or maybe a little evil, but
mostly good. Or even a mix of equal parts good and evil, but with no net
increase in evil.
… Or come to
think of it, maybe if he hadn’t used his powers at all.
Although ● Regarding an emergency preparedness plan,
station is fully prepared to implement an emergency upon request. –
Ops report
● My uncle had a
hemispherectomy. He’s got half a mind to sue for malpractice.
● From now on,
I’m striving with all my might to be more decisive.
…OK, all my
probably.
● ‘Consider it
done’ isn’t a promise, it’s a request.
Executive
Intelligence Summary If all the world's a stage, America is
the shiny vertical pole in the middle.
You say ‘CONPLAN’
like there’s some other kind. ● Station seeking designation of asset as a
non-combatant, given that he hasn’t killed anybody in nearly two days.
– Ops report
●
I’ve been struggling with my Zen studies. The Zen master thinks I may
have an unlearning disability. ● You could do worse than lie alone in bed at
night wishing you knew a sapiosexual. You could lie alone in bed at
night knowing you do. ● Come the revolution, it’ll probably be a good idea to stop saying ‘Come the revolution.’
Executive
Intelligence Summary The future’s been now too long.
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