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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Rather than bore you with the details, let me
get straight to the main point and bore you with that. – Intelligence
briefing
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SpookSpeak.
Tactronym n. An acronym in which letters have been omitted,
and/or extra letters added, so as to avoid an inappropriate acronym that
would otherwise result. (Example: Tactical INtelligence Technologies
Staff – TINTS) ● I don’t need an emotional support animal, I
need an emotional support animal! ● Boomer band name: Strong Stream.
● When you label
me, you negate me (although if it’s a warning label, it does make me
feel kind of badass.)
Executive
Intelligence Summary The alien that explodes from our chest cavity
is us.
I wasn’t burned. More like flambéed. – Ops
report
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It was quiet,
thought the grizzled old CIA case officer. Too quiet.
Feigning an
untied shoelace, he crouched down in the cafeteria line at the assisted
living facility, and in a single lightning fast motion, readjusted the
volume on his hearing aid. ● … Well, OK, as long as it’s not ‘Mr.
Tambourine Man.’ – Mr. Tambourine Man ● The man who wrote: “Our whole life is a
matter of semantics” was named Frankfurter. Just sayin’. ● Oh
what a tangled web's resultant, when first we hire a weaving consultant.
Executive
Intelligence Summary When I quit being a people pleaser, I just hope
you’re all happy.
SpookSpeak.
Blind spot n. In countersurveillance, a belief in the existence
of blind spots.
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“We’re a lot
alike, you and I,” the enemy agent sneered, placing the barrel of his
Glock against my temple, pulling the trigger, and instantly killing
himself (... because, being a lot like me, he was terrible with firearms).
– Ops report ● I’m nonbinary because I hate alternatives. ● Reading about the five stages of grief before
you actually grieve takes all the excitement out of it. ● Domestic abuse?! The house hit me first!
Executive
Intelligence Summary
I gave her my
heart, but she wanted my soul.
No doubt about
it, I need to read up on gifting.
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