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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) ‘Hidden in plain sight’ assumes plain seeing. ● Operation end state: Yes. – Filling out ops plan ● A group of humans who know the collective
nouns for every species of animal is called a ‘killus.’
●
A basic problem I have with critical race theory: in a playoff-based
sport like NASCAR, which race isn’t critical? ● Proposed alternative to mind-body dualism:
mind-body duelism. Let mind and body settle the matter by pistols at
twenty paces.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Out of context?!
But I just filled up with context this morning!
If a CIA officer was brought in to recruit
them, some of those James Bond villains could probably do a lot of good
for the world. ● “Talk
dirty to me using Type 1 encryption,” the NSA officer moaned, using Type
1 encryption.
● Patients
undergoing brain surgery today are often permitted to remain conscious
and even speak during their procedure – although if
you’re a comedian I assume you’re encouraged to refrain from talking as
a safety precaution. ● In bookstores, the sex and relationships
section should be located next to the personal recovery section – you
know, for customer convenience. ● I think there’s been a mistake. I said I
would get my hair colored on this hill.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Control is under the situation.
In the classified world, ethical choices are rarely black and white. They’re more like black and Vanta black.
● I was referring to the aircraft, ma’am. –
While providing a briefing on dual-role tankers
● A good hair day is worse than a bad hair day. On a bad hair day
you can always try water, gel, spray, or just wait until tomorrow. But
on a good hair day, you know your hair will never look that way again.
● All my life they told me Debbie was my big sister, and that our
grandmother had raised us after our mom passed away. Last night I finally learned the truth:
“Granny” is really my daughter, and Debbie is my wife. ● I
googled my life expectancy. When I entered my personal data, it said
“Probably not.”
Executive Intelligence Summary I don’t care if it floats my boat
– as long as
it doesn’t maroon my pontoon.
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