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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) A good reputation doesn’t precede you, it
covers your ass. ● Station accurately reported that subject was
a deep cover operative. Station never claimed subject was a deep cover
operative. – Ops report ● For
a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get ‘bi-’
and ‘semi-’ mixed up. ● If two therapists provide each other free
therapy once a week with both therapists claiming a charitable tax
deduction, and if the IRS agent auditing their tax returns says that’s
crazy, I assume their claims will be approved. ● I did not then know whether I was a dream
within a dream – although given my prostate I was pretty sure the
confusion would be temporary.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
The house of love
is a rage room.
The Law of Influence Operations. The
operation flexes the influence. ● SpookSpeak. Persona ipsum grata n.
(Espionage) A case officer whose status is known to the host government,
but who is not declared persona non grata and expelled because he or she
is an important source of hard currency. ● I certainly don’t consider myself a
misogynist – although my wife says I do give a good foot rub. ● Reposting all my tweets – but this time it’s
the director’s cut. ●
Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?
Executive
Intelligence Summary
How can I be in cahoots with others, unless I
first learn to be in cahoots with myself? ● ‘Targeted killing,’ her official spokesperson
neither confirmed nor denied. – Miss Marple Joins the CIA
●
Though Michelangelo defined it as the essence of beauty, you probably
want to be careful about calling a woman
“the
purgation of superfluities”
on a first date. ● One aspect of canonization I’m not clear on:
do they fire the canon at the saints, or put the saints inside the canon
and launch them? ● In my opinion, there should be an FBI warning
against unauthorized reproduction in general.
Executive
Intelligence Summary The morale will continue until beatings
improve.
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