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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
Beware a target of opportunity, lest
the opportunity targeted be you. ● Station acknowledges that current treaty
prohibits supplying field artillery to host government. However,
provision of indoor artillery is nowhere mentioned in said protocol.
– Ops report ● I desire only to be what I am. Once that happens it’s over for you bitches. ● For two years I was seeing a sex therapist.
I’m now seeing a sex therapist. ● Too soon? – Jesus telling Rapture jokes
Executive
Intelligence Summary If I die, tell the police about everyone who
ever knew me.
Hiding in plain sight assumes plain seeing. ● Operation end state: Yes. – Filling out ops plan ● A group of humans who know the collective
nouns for every species of animal is called a ‘killus.’
●
A basic problem I have with critical race theory: in a playoff-based
sport like NASCAR, which race isn’t critical? ● Proposed alternative to mind-body dualism:
mind-body duelism. Let mind and body settle the matter by pistols at
twenty paces.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Out of context?!
But I just filled up with context this morning!
If a CIA officer was brought in to recruit
them, some of those James Bond villains could probably do a lot of good
for the world. ● “Talk
dirty to me using Type 1 encryption,” the NSA officer moaned, using Type
1 encryption.
● All my life they told me Debbie was my big sister, and that our
grandmother had raised us after our mom passed away. Last night I finally learned the truth: “Granny” is really my daughter, and Debbie is my wife. ● I think there’s been a mistake. I said I
would get my hair colored on this hill.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
I don’t care if it floats my boat
– as long as
it doesn’t maroon my pontoon.
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