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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Remember when a handler in espionage, and a
handler in computer programming, were two different things? Me neither.
●
There’s an
intelligence version of Catch-22, knowledge of which requires a special
security clearance. As for how to obtain the clearance, you need to know
the intelligence version of Catch-22.
● Does this
weight-loss drug make my ass look like it used to be fat?
● My 10-year-old
son thinks the term is ‘spoil-her alert.’ Prove he’s wrong.
● In an alternate
universe, you’re not proud to be
an Okie from Muskogee, but since you’re
always high on marijuana and LSD, being an Okie from Muskogee doesn’t
bother you that much either.
Executive
Intelligence Summary The Cavalier’s Lament Because in sallying forth I did dally
I was reduced to
dallying fourth with Sally
The classification is to the secret as the
laugh track is to the joke.
●
Subject’s latest
work has silencered his critics. – Ops report
● If I could
verify my humanity, I wouldn’t be clicking on your self-affirmation
website in the first place.
● The opposite of
the idea that the opposite of a great idea may be another great idea is
just an OK idea.
● As is its wont,
my wife’s want went.
Executive
Intelligence Summary I don’t owe you from Adam. – God
Rather than bore you with the details, let me
get straight to the main point and bore you with that. – Intelligence
briefing
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SpookSpeak.
Tactronym n. An acronym in which letters have been omitted,
and/or extra letters added, so as to avoid an inappropriate acronym that
would otherwise result. (Example: Tactical INtelligence Technologies
Staff – TINTS) ● I don’t need an emotional support animal, I
need an emotional support animal! ● Boomer band name: Strong Stream.
● When you label
me, you negate me (although if it’s a warning label, it does make me
feel kind of badass.)
Executive
Intelligence Summary The alien that explodes from our chest cavity
is us.
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