The Covert Comic

CUI (Controlled Unclassified Information) is not a classification, but rather a control marking. As for what constitutes a control marking, that information is CUI.

● SpookSpeak. Spin-off n. The turnover of a developmental contact from one case officer to another for further grooming and assessment. See: Spin-off (Television) – A new sitcom based on a previous one.

● Albert Einstein said “You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.” But botulinum toxin is proof that you can simultaneously prepare for war and look years younger!

● It’s only ‘mansplain’ if the man’s plain.

● I never read the whole Zen koan – I just skip to the end to find out if the monk attained enlightenment.

Executive Intelligence Summary

How many tools in a shed actually need to be sharp? Asking for a friend.

SpookSpeak. Display n. 1. (Military) A static portrayal of activity and/or capability intended to visually deceive. 2. (Intelligence Community consulting) A static portrayal of activity and/or capability intended to visually deceive, that charges per diem.

● Decedent’s personal effects? Well, among other things, he’s dead. – Ops briefing

● The Four Steps of Mature Dating

1. Gym & Swim

2. Surf & Turf

3. Drink & Think

4. Pee & Flee

● No thunder was ever angry, nor dark cloud somber. But every drizzle is definitely embarrassed.

● I never roll my eyes - but my eyes have damn sure rolled me.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If only he had used his powers for good instead of evil. Or maybe a little evil, but mostly good. Or even a mix of equal parts good and evil, but with no net increase in evil.

… Or come to think of it, maybe if he hadn’t used his powers at all.