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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) One way or another, the term ‘explosive
ordnance disposal unit’ is always accurate. – EOD Team Leader during
ops prep ● SpookSpeak. Go/No-No-Go n. A
meeting to determine whether to proceed with a planned action, or not to
proceed with not proceeding with that action. ● If you feel something, resonate with
something. – Public service announcement, Department of Homeland
Empathy ● Tony Orlando, telling the bus driver not to
stop: “I specifically instructed her: tie ONE yellow ribbon ‘round the
old oak tree. Not two, not ten, and sure as hell not a hundred.” ● Think globally, but please stay away from my
locality.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
They say if you
don't take control of your life, someone else will.
What they don't
tell you is just how long you'll have to spend on the waiting list.
CIA officers feint at the site of blood.
● SpookSpeak.
Collection posture n. The configuration of assets deployed for
the purpose of satisfying collection needs (if you know what I’m
officially not saying).
● Instead of
screaming ‘Gooooooooal,’ shouldn't soccer announcers say
‘Achieeeeeevement’? ● We traveled forty miles as the crow flies.
Which is to say my wife spent the whole
time cawing.
● Most books are
better than the movie, even when there’s no book.
Executive
Intelligence Summary As if the right hand knew what the right hand
was doing.
Recruit for the foreign head of state you want,
not the foreign head of state you have. ● He died doing what he loves. –
Cover eulogy for NOC officer
● A leading
seller of testosterone boosters is offering a free brain supplement with
each order. Is this good marketing? If the brain supplement works, how
many guys will keep purchasing testosterone boosters???
● Halfway through
the dictionary’s definition of ‘unreliable narrator,’ doubts start
creeping in.
● The difference
between free markets and neocolonialism is a matter of degree.
Specifically, whether anyone’s hiring people with yours.
Executive
Intelligence Summary If the dumpster’s on fire, might as well toss
in your trash.
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