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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency:
putting the fun in Functional Damage Assessment. ● You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you better know something. – Life’s Little Instruction
Manual
You can get by
knowing something for about 15 minutes. After that, you better be
charming. – Life’s Little Agent Recruitment Manual
● I didn’t say I like ‘The Sound of Silence’
better than today’s folk music. I said I like the sound of silence
better than today’s folk music.
● If only the
Halloween spirit didn’t last all year long.
● I know how
twisters feel – I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do
the same thing.
Executive
Intelligence Summary When attending a polka dance, dress
accordionly.
Diplomatic immunity? I get my booster shot against Foreign Service
Officers before every overseas tour. ● As a CIA covert operations officer, I hate
who I’ve become. So after lunch I’m going over to Cover and Commercial
Staff and get a new identity. ● My culture is not your costume. Your costume doesn’t contain nearly enough synthetic polyester. ● “Don’t you dare use that kind of language in
this house,” grandma scolded, after catching me programming in C++. ● Truthfulness
is saying “not to mention,” and then never speaking again.
Executive Intelligence Summary
Are you f**king
kidding me? Or are you and kidding me just friends?
Choose bona fide mala fides over mala
fide bona fides every time. ● One look and I could see she was a double agent. Two looks and I could see she was a quadruple agent. ... No doubt about it, I was gonna need to call
embassy security for a ride home again.
● ‘Say Goodbye To
High Interest’? Friend, I said goodbye to any level of interest years
ago. ● I saw a documentary about the life of
inventor William G. Allen. It was wrenching. ● The Amish wear drab clothing to discourage
lust. If they really want to prevent lust, why don't Amish people just
walk around naked?
Executive
Intelligence Summary The upside of a monkey on your back: free
grooming.
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