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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) How can I spot, assess, develop and recruit
others until I first spot, assess, develop and recruit myself? –
Self-help for spies
●
Your guess is as
good as a mine. – On the effectiveness of a contractor’s AI-based IED
detection system
● Anthropologists
claim the world’s oldest profession is actually toolmaking. To which prostitutes reply: ‘Exactly.’ ● You say ‘numb skull’ like it isn’t
therapeutic. ● A dog only urinates on that which stands
firm.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Some
warm to the
heat of a different dumpster.
Thanks to drone technology, the fray is now
above the fray.
●
In CIA parlance,
the expression ‘terminate with prejudice’ does
not mean killing an agent.
(As for the phrase ‘amicable termination,’ that’s a different matter.) ● Get rich tie-dying using dry tying or die
trying.
● Tamagotchief
n. A remotely located manager requiring daily digital interaction,
care and nurturing.
● We pass through
this world but once.
On the
other hand, after you’ve
tunneled your way through the crust, mantle, outer core, inner core,
outer core, mantle, and out the crust again, once is plenty. Executive Intelligence Summary To avoid finding out, f**k elliptically.
I approve of what you say, but I will defend to
the death your obligation to say it only in an authorized secure
government facility per Executive Order 13526 and relevant sections of
32 C.F.R. § 2001.13 as modified therein.
●
US Department of
State headquarters is located in an area of Washington DC known as Foggy
Bottom, though this is believed to be a coincidence.
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I bet whoever
first said “The future is now!”
feels like a total idiot today. ● Integrated Network Support Information Center
(INSIC) n. Code phrase for a day off work. (First thing
tomorrow, let’s each call Integrated Network Support Information Center
and then meet up in the park.) ● Ah but I was so middle-aged then. I’m middle-ageder than that now.
Executive
Intelligence Summary To err is human. To narc is sism.
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