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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) When managing a stable of agents, the case
officer’s approach will typically vary based on whether a given asset
has been recruited for racing, dressage, or breeding purposes.
●
Once hope was the
thing with feathers That perched inside the soul Now hope’s the thing that hovers
And fires
missiles by remote control
● A valuable step
in one’s career development is learning to see co-workers from new
perspectives (for example, this ceiling air duct vent).
● You’d think
more mycologists would have a spirit fungus. ● Last night my wife and I had dinner at a
Chinese restaurant. When they brought us our fortune cookies, my fortune
had nothing but a skull and crossbones on it. My wife got scared, but I
think the fortune was just saying I have a lucky skeleton.
Executive
Intelligence Summary You say ‘dummy round’ like there’s some other
kind.
I enjoy extremely
short walks on the beach. – Navy SEAL personal ad, US military dating
site
●
Supporting the
mission of America’s Space Force will require space-related HUMINT
collection by an elite corps of space case officers.
● My new
girlfriend has daddy issues. She’s the worst father I’ve ever had.
● In my opinion,
50 Cent is way better than Eminem, since you can get a bunch of Eminems
with 50 Cent. ● Albert Einstein said: “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”
Well here’s one
mediocre mind that thinks we ought to give Einstein’s ideas a fair
hearing.
Executive
Intelligence Summary It isn’t for want of a little courage that I
waver – it’s for want of a rather considerable amount.
As a veteran intel officer, I never accept a claim without proof. Preferably 80 proof or greater.
●
Attended an
interagency symposium on analytic methodologies. Was impressed by the
security practices of the various organizations – it appears they’ve
developed technology to blur their analysts’ faces in real life. ● You call yourself anarcho-communist, and you
don’t even have kids?! ● The next time management throws me under the
bus, and the bus breaks down, I don’t care if I’m under the bus already,
I am not fixing it. ● Give them an inch and they’ll take a mile?
The obvious solution: give them 1/63,360 of an inch.
Executive
Intelligence Summary When unleashing your inner dragon, always have an approved, readily accessible fire extinguisher.
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