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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) In the world of espionage, truth isn’t black and white. It’s black. ● Nevermore. – My station chief, after watching me attempt a ‘raven’ op to recruit a female target ● The Super Bowl has become so commercialized, its religious meaning is in danger of being lost completely. ● The phrase ‘beg the question’ is frequently misused, the correct expression being ‘set up a crowdfunding page to solicit the question.’ ● If these walls could talk, I bet they’d have plenty to say about tongue-and-groove and face nailing. Executive Intelligence Summary
They say you can’t tame a wild rose. And even if you could, probably the
only trick you could teach it would be ‘stay.’
The purpose of
the sweep is to detect the bug, and vice versa.
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“When you say you
have experience handling assets,” she purred, “Do you mean –“
“Yes, and yes” I
answered, leaning closer and pouring her another drink. – Ops report ● Game show host: “Famed self-help
author Dale Carnegie recommended doing this to make a lasting impression
on people.”
Me:
“What is: use brass knuckles?” ● Being asked to spell ‘vicissitude’ is an
example of one. ● The problem with ‘for a good time, call’
graffiti in restrooms is that it assumes I’m not having an even better
time in that restroom already.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
The truth hurts?
Has the truth tried a nerve block?
How can I spot, assess, develop and recruit others until I first spot, assess, develop and recruit myself? – Self-help for spies
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Female
CIA case officer
to male Russian counterintelligence officer in her Moscow apartment:
“Let me slip into something more comfortable.” Once inside boudoir, case officer activates
classified handheld quantum entanglement device, instantly materializes
on beach chair drinking a Tinto de Verano in Málaga, Spain. ● If a psychic offers you a 50% discount,
haven’t they pretty much told you your future already? ● A man may, and even should, have shelves for
stocking provisions. But no man shall own a pantry. ● Why add insult to injury, when you can just
insult me and save a step?
Executive
Intelligence Summary My conscience is on clearance.
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