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(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Whenever God closes one AA-D-600D-approved Class 5-V vault door, I can neither confirm nor deny that he opens another. ● A ‘My Eyes Are Up Here’ T-shirt, but it’s got a picture of an orbiting reconnaissance satellite. ● Alternatively, you can dance like everyone’s watching, and you’re getting paid by the laugh. ● It’s said that no amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. Although besides eating and sleeping, how much does a cat really need to remember?
● The universe is 9% helium. We're all talking in
a squeaky voice all the time.
Executive
Intelligence Summary If the tail wags the dog, is the dog any less
happy?
The Covert Comic. Night-vision goggles for a dark age. ● The fact that I’m an expert in international relations doesn’t mean I’ll do it with just any country. ● “If you don’t understand my silence, how will you understand my words?” I said to her.
“你在用英语保持沉默吗 ● Sometimes, getting thrown under the bus is safer than riding in it. ● Why not simply make the smartphone housing out of rice in the first place???
PostTopSecret of the Week
– From PostTopSecret
It’s funny the first couple of times, but when you’re a counterterrorism officer, photobombing photos of bombings gets old after a while. ● US presidents have always been hard-on the CIA. ● I’ve been working on a one-person show. So far I’m up to nearly 2/3 of a person. ● If evil has a name, I bet it’s a name like Debbie. Because no one ever suspects a Debbie.
● That’s not a red-eyed blue-necked purple-billed wigeon, it’s a
red-eyed blue-necked purpled-billed middle manager. Executive Intelligence Summary
When life gives you a summons, make summonade!
The Covert Comic. Read him while you still can!
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