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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

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Mission-critical personnel? I never said one bad thing about that mission.

● No one you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about, if you work for NSA.

● According to scientists, the universe may be a simulation, though possibly a simulated one.

● Shouldn’t an endoscopy be called a startoscopy, and a colonoscopy be called an endoscopy?

● People who are needed by people who need people aren’t the luckiest people in the world.

Executive Intelligence Summary

God is love, lovedammit.

The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency: putting the fun in Functional Damage Assessment.

● You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something. – Life’s Little Instruction Manual

You can get by knowing something for about 15 minutes. After that, you better be charming. – Life’s Little Agent Recruitment Manual

● I didn’t say I like ‘The Sound of Silence’ better than today’s folk music. I said I like the sound of silence better than today’s folk music.

● If only the Halloween spirit didn’t last all year long.

● I know how twisters feel – I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When attending a polka dance, dress accordionly.

Diplomatic immunity? I get my booster shot against Foreign Service Officers before every overseas tour.

● As a CIA covert operations officer, I hate who I’ve become. So after lunch I’m going over to Cover and Commercial Staff and get a new identity.

● My culture is not your costume. Your costume doesn’t contain nearly enough synthetic polyester.

● “Don’t you dare use that kind of language in this house,” grandma scolded, after catching me programming in C++.

● Truthfulness is saying “not to mention,” and then never speaking again.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Are you f**king kidding me? Or are you and kidding me just friends?

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