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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
The CYA
Correlation.
The bigger YA, the more you have to C.
● Our very
democracy depends on the success of this operation. And several not very
democracies are depending on it too. – Ops planning session ● Dad jokes n. A disorder caused by an
overabundance of jestosterone. ● The wheels of justice turn slowly –
especially when justice is doing tire flips. ● You’re broken and it’s beautiful? I’m
dissolved and it’s just OK.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
The statements I provided under oath were not false, they contained
significant mispronunciations.
As a veteran
Agency officer, let me be the first to acknowledge the problematic
history of CIA covert political operations. – Nominating the
problematic history of CIA covert political operations for the
Presidential Medal of Freedom
●
Subject’s interpersonal skills are excellent. His intrapersonal skills,
not so much. – Ops report ● Always remember that the questions are more
important than the answers. As long as you ask enough questions, the
teacher won’t have time to go over new material. ● The coordination is the intimacy. ● Is it that a lot of stuff looks like the
Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks like a lot of stuff?
Executive
Intelligence Summary The only thing common to success and failur is
u.
Avoiding weasel
words in one’s intelligence analysis isn’t easy when one’s intelligence
analysis is about weasels.
●
SpookSpeak.
Napper agent n. An asset, not recruited to be a sleeper agent,
who when assigned operational tasking becomes functionally comatose.
● Not necessarily
agreeing with everything they do, but that death squad is legit squad
goals.
● Who named it a
lobotomy, and not reason-ending surgery?
● What’s good for
the goose is good for the gander (as long as the gander doesn’t object
to
being called a goose).
Executive
Intelligence Summary
It’s starting to
look like a good time to crawl back into the woodwork.
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