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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Thanks to drone technology, the fray is now
above the fray.
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In CIA parlance,
the expression ‘terminate with prejudice’ does
not mean killing an agent.
(As for the phrase ‘amicable termination,’ that’s a different matter.) ● Get rich tie-dying using dry tying or die
trying.
● Tamagotchief
n. A remotely located manager requiring daily digital interaction,
care and nurturing.
● We pass through
this world but once.
On the
other hand, after you’ve
tunneled your way through the crust, mantle, outer core, inner core,
outer core, mantle, and out the crust again, once is plenty.
Executive
Intelligence Summary Life hack: more living, less hacking.
At CIA we encourage transgender employees to
self-identify (provided they self-identify as the opposite
transgender identity for cover purposes).
●
US Department of
State headquarters is located in an area of Washington DC known as Foggy
Bottom, though this is believed to be a coincidence.
●
I bet whoever
first said “The future is now!”
feels like a total idiot today. ● Integrated Network Support Information Center
(INSIC) n. Code phrase for a day off work. (First thing
tomorrow, let’s each call Integrated Network Support Information Center
and then meet up in the park.) ● Ah but I was so middle-aged then. I’m middle-ageder than that now.
Executive
Intelligence Summary To err is human. To narc is sism.
I approve of what you say, but I will defend to
the death your obligation to say it only in an authorized secure
government facility per Executive Order 13526 and relevant sections of
32 C.F.R. § 2001.13 as modified therein.
●
Subject was recruited as an access agent, but self-identifies as a
penetration agent in an access agent’s body. – Ops report ● Saw a headline: ‘Explosion Rocks Nursing
Home.’ Not to be critical, but if they’re playing
assisted living facilities, how good a band could Explosion be??? ● It isn’t that there’s no such thing as human
combustion in New England – it’s just that it tends not to be all that
spontaneous. ● To avoid finding out, f**k elliptically.
Executive Intelligence Summary
– From PostTopSecret
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