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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) On the directory map in CIA Headquarters lobby, it says 'You Aren't Here.'
● SpookSpeak.
Douche diligence n. (CIA) Investigation and
assessment performed prior to recommending a potential intelligence
asset for recruitment.
● I believe the
examination of body image issues is important and valuable –
particularly the swimsuit issue.
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Director’s cut?
Let’s hope it’s a major artery.
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Secret 5.56.45. The
scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.
Executive Intelligence Summary If I
didn't have to kill you, I wouldn't tell you.
The Covert
Comic: glans clitoridis of America's intelligence gap.
● The Seven Habits of Highly Cleared People
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Remember when the question 'Ginger or Mary Ann' had nothing to do with who
would be the last surviving cast member?
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If you feel
badly enough about dialing a suicide prevention hotline by mistake, it
wasn’t a mistake.
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You can’t plan a trip to Burning Man and truly go there.
Executive Intelligence Summary
The statements I provided under oath
were not false, they were substantially mispronounced.
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While my radar gently beeps.
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There's a little bit of James Angleton in every CIA officer. Counterintelligence
implants a portion of Angleton’s DNA inside us when we EOD.
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It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of
the undead, doomed to wander soulless through all eternity for?
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Whoever
invented the 360-degree feedback method was thinking outside the box, but
not outside the circle.
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You run away
to join another circus.
Executive Intelligence Summary
Don't touch me – I don't know where I've been.
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