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Weekly Intelligence Briefing

PostTopSecret of the Week


(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The rain in Ukraine falls mainly on the insane.

  In cyber espionage, the cloak and the dagger are one and the same.

  To be 'decimated' means to lose a tenth of one's population.  I've lived in places where that's just a busy Saturday night.

●  Back in the day, before he was president, you just know James Madison's homies called him JMad.

  Secret 02.02.  By skillfully employing peripheral vision, it's actually possible to gaze into an abyss without the abyss gazing into you.

Motivational Secret of the Week

The greatest gift you can give to posterity is a good kick in the posterior.




It's a moot point whether your ass needs kicking, if kicking needs your ass.

  Secret 71910151.  A story with legs usually involves legs with a story.

  OK, maybe one iota, or two iotas at most, but definitely not three.

  They say power corrupts, but most of the time it's actually faulty storage media.

  Less road rage – but also, how about less road beatitude.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I'm willing to forgive and forget, but damned if I'll be forgiven and forgotten.




Question authority – ask authority if it's lost weight or been working out recently, because it's really looking great.

●  Secret 321.0.  A triple agent is more dangerous than a double agent, a double agent is more dangerous than an agent, and so on.

●  Every time I drop my iPhone, I say a little prayer that the screen shattered.

●  People will forget what you said, but they'll never forget how you made them veal. – Cooking with Maya Angelou

●  I know how twisters feel – I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The truth's not lost on me, it's just on a part of me where you probably don't want to look.


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