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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) It’s not a ‘leak’ – it’s a senior policymaker
golden shower.
● If you work for
the National Reconnaissance Office, and someone from the public tells
you about a structure that’s so large it can be seen from space, I bet
you nod and say ‘Really? Wow, that’s amazing,’ and then try hard not to
laugh.
● Actually, the
‘sluttiest’ thing a man (or woman) can do is refrain from using words
that are demeaning. ● Some people around the office are saying this
reorganization won’t address our problems. As for me, I’m waiting to see
what new organs we get. ● Give me social democracy over capitalism any
day of the week (but not weekends).
Executive
Intelligence Summary
So long – don’t
be stranger!
In the espionage world, we’ve had artificial intelligence since day one. ● Let loose the miniature poodles of diplomacy. – [Classified] ● You snooze, you lose? More like: you nap, you slap! ● In Genesis 2:22, Adam didn’t know Eve from Adam. ● The older he gets, the more my neighbor talks to his dogs. The older I get, the more I talk about my neighbor talking to his dogs. Executive Intelligence Summary
If you want a
seat at the table, you better be ready to dance on it.
The correct term is not ‘walk-in tub’, it’s Big Beautiful Defector. ● Military-industrial complex? I like DoD contractors, but I deny having a fetish for them. ● Hot Moms In Your Area Want To Know When You’re Planning To Get The AC Fixed. ● If fear is in the mind, and if dogs can smell fear, that makes dogs smelepathic! ● Could I have the whole kit, but none of the caboodle? Executive Intelligence Summary The most valuable lesson I’ve learned in
life? Just be you. The day I assumed your identity, all my problems
disappeared.
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