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Weekly Intelligence Briefing


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Intelligence dissemination limited?  No kidding.

●  The source spoke anonymously because he wasn't authorized to anonymously rap it to the beat.

●  The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.  And usually I don't either.

●  Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.

●  That there's a time and a place for everything in no way implies the two intersect. – Catwalk of Spies

PostTopSecret of the Week

- From PostTopSecret




Sometimes the best answer is silencer.

●  I'd like to deploy a payload in her subsurface launch silo. – [Context classified]

●  I'm not easily ruffled.  As for my plumage, that's a different story.

●  It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.'  That's how long a jiffy should officially be.

●  Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents.  Universal Intelligence Estimate

Executive Intelligence Summary

See myself in others?  In others' what?




Better to be the INT in the IMINT than the IM.


… This is a trick question, right?

●  You might assume that being my BFF automatically means you're also my BF.  But it's precisely that kind of thinking that can make you my XBF and my XBFF.

●  Following World War II, the German city of Stolp became the Polish city of Slupsk.  To prevent future conflict, maybe the city should be renamed Stupsk.

  I standby my principles.  Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary

'Biological' – the original oxymoron.


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