The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Some speak on condition of anonymity because anonymity is their condition.

●  Secret 10020170.  To get someone to communicate using a pointee-talkee, it helps to have a pointee-shootee.

●  In hindsight, the absence of oversight was an oversight that revealed a lack of foresight as well as a need for greater insight into the dangers of shortsightedness.

●  Motivational Secret of the Week.  Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself.  (But please tell me the way to the way.)

●  On the other hand, getting found in the shuffle isn't necessarily all that hot either. – My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

As the French would say, 'Les Français ne diraient jamais 'Comme diraient les Français.''

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The threat intelligence shall become the intelligence threat.

●  Every Friday is Black Friday where I work.

●  A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to participate in human sex trafficking:

Rent a lady, your business is shady.  Sell a young bama, you're headed for the slamma.

●  There's no use crying over spilled milk.  But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely.

●  I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum. – Universal Intelligence Estimate

Motivational Secret of the Week

In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.

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Non-official cover 'em dead!

●  It's permissible for contractors to hold Top Secret security clearances, as long as they don't fondle them.

●  The phrase 'any number of people' also applies for quantities ≤ 0.

●  It's time to move beyond the idea that girls 'can' be leaders, and recognize that girls are leaders – and that they've been leading in a very naughty way, and must be punished with a severe spanking.

●  If I knew then what I know now, by now I probably wouldn't know it. – Universal Intelligence Estimate

Motivational Secret of the Week

– from PostTopSecret