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Weekly Intelligence Briefing


(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

That everything happens for a reason in no way implies that anything does.

  Intelligence Community Dis of the Day.  Her name will go down on history.

  If the shoe fits, tell them you're from the future and you'll need their clothes too.

●  New Discovery Threatens Standard Particle Physics Model – Is Arrested Outside Model's Home

  Before swallowing your pride, chew it at least 32 times.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I said we were prepared for any future eventuality I never said anything about a present one.




This farewell tour known as life.

●  Intelligence Community Dis of the Day.  His analysis leaks for itself.

●  If you can choose your battles, it's not a real war.

●  The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel, and a runtime exception to those who program.

  Say what you will about zombies, at least they get out and walk every day.

Executive Intelligence Summary

'Perfect stranger' is a redundancy.




'Like' there's no tomorrow???

  Motivational Secret of the Week.  If you can dream it, you've probably been programmed by the CIA to do it.

  Body armor is body amor.

  If the law is at odds with your conscience, take the two of them out drinking – by the end of the night they'll be best buddies.

●  I never met a man I didn't mic.

 Executive Intelligence Summary

Lest we fuggedaboutit.


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