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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
... Don't ask.
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
Never reject an idea because it challenges conventional ways of thinking.
Reject it because it's an idea. ● SpookSpeak. Irreversible Corrective Action (ICA). In the Intelligence Community, a paradigm example of a three-way oxymoron.
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I'm a vegan, but please don't pronounce it vā-gən, because vā-gən sounds
like 'bacon', and thinking of bacon makes me wish I wasn't a vegan. ● Secret Scarehead of the Day. Climatologists Issue New Warning: 'Do Not Mock Us'
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The problem is, I'm in love with you, but you're in love with me.
PostTopSecret of the Week
From PostTopSecret
All counterintelligence is offensive. ● Secret 251170. Never let power go to your head. There are much better parts of you for power to go to. ●
Couldn't see
my therapist today. The
shower cam was too foggy. ●
Laughter always pardons … after it
has indicted, convicted, condemned and summarily executed. ●
Zen of
Zuckerberg There's a limit to How many times you can change Your birthdate. – Facebook Executive Intelligence Summary When you say 'gratuitous sex and violence,' do you mean as in uncalled for and inappropriate, or as in provided free of charge?
When news breaks, what oozes out? ● In a recent poll at Langley, 62% of ops officers were willing to donate their bodies to science, if granted immunity from prosecution. ● Intelligence Community Dis of the Day: That he's a full professor is as clear as what it is he's full of. ● I refuse to let refusing to let something define me as a person define me as a person. ● They say it's the friend you can call at 4:00 a.m. who matters. You can call me at 4:00 a.m. – just be sure to speak clearly after the beep. Executive Intelligence Summary
Hand over the
nociceptors, and nobody gets hurt.
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