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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) If action is thought's interpreter, it speaks with a thick accent indeed. ● I bet when James Bond eats at McDonald's, he orders his fries with the salt sprinkled, not shaken. ● The reason no one from the future showed up at Stephen Hawking's party for time travelers? Have you seen the photos? That place was dead. ● If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I hope it happens on Halloween, because how ironic would that be? ● Motivational Secret of the Week: Too much groundbreaking leaves nothing but dirt. Executive Intelligence Summary
Whatever
doesn't annoy me makes me nicer.
SOCOM.
Putting the wtf in warcraft.
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Secret 72910141. Dangle
perilously from the escarpment, or not at all. ● I bet for people in Denmark, Kierkegaard jokes are søøø not funny. ● Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air. But then I think: how would I do that without an additional pair of hands?
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Stand not
by your principles so constantly that you start to look like you're
loitering.
PostTop Secret of the Week
From PostTopSecret
(Why ask) y.
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Lying in politics isn't as old as the hills, lying in politics created them.
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Read an article: 'Things Women Secretly Think While Wearing Skirts.'
Had no idea that a skirt could be used as a parachute.
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I used to think bad things only happened to other people.
Then they happened to me.
So now I know bad things only
happen to other people.
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Not dancing is also a dance.
Executive Intelligence Summary
Secret 71919021. It's
not what you know, or who you know, it's how to look like you don't know
anything.
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