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(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Collection technology is the sildenafil in the marriage of HUMINT operations and analysis.

  Law Enforcement Sensitive?  Every law enforcement officer I know is.

  SpookSpeak.  Appreciation of the Situation n.  (Mil/Intel) A process of logical reasoning based on assessment of relevant data; typically followed by Aggravation of the Conflagration.

  The invention of the electric streetlight made it easier for police to identify prostitutes, and more urgent for ordinary women to dress like them.

  The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to fill out and submit a Possibility Limits Discovery Request Form. Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary

You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other kind.




The heart is a Secure Compartmented Information Facility – remove all sensitive materials before permitting entry to non-cleared personnel.

  In recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, classified text in CIA documents released under the Freedom of Information Act, rather than being blacked out, will be pinked out this month instead.

  I always think before I speak.  I always think "I think I'll speak now."

  It's a dog-lick-dog's-own-genitals world. My War on Terror!

  I'm not irreproachable.  You can come hang with me any time.

Motivational Secret of the Week

On the other hand, if you don't stand for something, you won't have to do burpees.




You can black out words in a document, but you can't black out the truth.  Only Special Activities Center can do that.

  Early to bed, early to rise, makes for ineffectual spies. The Naked Intelligence Officer

  I wouldn't describe myself as risk-averse.  Describing myself could get me in trouble.

  He that goeth barefoot should not plant thorns.  Likewise he that goeth shod; thorn planting being verily a foolish occupation.

  Great power cums in great responsibility.

Executive Intelligence Summary



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