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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
The Law of Meetings: Few are the meeters, many are the meetees.
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Secret 12916062. Dress to
impress, assess, access, possess, and egress. ● I love Earth Day, when once each year people of different backgrounds and faiths gather together to bury an environmentalist alive. ● The Norman conquest forever changed English from a mix of bad German and bad Latin, to a mix of bad German, bad Latin, and bad German-Latin.
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Just because your opinion counts doesn't mean it should multiply.
Executive Intelligence Summary
Anything worth doing is worth neither confirming nor denying having done.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make gods.
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Secret 16913011. Better a CIA front than a CIA backside.
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Read that dogs align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field when
urinating or defecating. Trying
it myself this week – so far so good!
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Motivational Secret of the Week: Aim for the stars – even if you miss,
you may hit an executive producer.
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Anybody I can hold a candle to, I drip hot wax on.
Executive Intelligence Summary
If you can't be with the √-1 you love, love the √-1 you're with.
Kiss the girls and make them neither confirm nor deny.
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If the CIA isn't a force for truth, what is it good for?
(Truth, I mean, not the CIA.)
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Motivational Secret of the Week:
You are not a statistic.
You are a datum used in the calculation of a statistic.
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I never read the whole Zen koan – I just skip to the end to find out if
the monk attained enlightenment.
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'Scarface' is a redundancy.
Executive Intelligence Summary
Even if I did create them myself, I still think I'm doing pretty well
under the circumstances.
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