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The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

                        

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The possible is achieved in increments of the impossible.

●  Secret 36915052.  What goes TDY comes TDY.

  The judge ruled that I had no basis for appeal.  I said "What if I got a makeover and lost some weight?"

●  In America we believe in second chances.  We'll chase after you and kick your ass again. – Catwalk of Spies

●  Speak truth to power.  Tell power if it's looking for fun and has cash, you'll show it a good time.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If you've had one thought, you've had 'em all.

                                                 

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I don't make chemtrails.  I am chemtrails.

  Secret 21817001.  Security through obscurity is proof of immaturity.

  When it comes to achieving my objectives, I stop at nothing.  And most days, I detect nothing well before noon.

  Saw a headline: Massive Pipeline Explosion Rocks Newark.  Tried searching on iTunes, but couldn't find any of their songs.

  An end table is a beginning table depending on your point of view.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If I had my life to live over?  Like I don't live my life over every goddamn day.

 

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Mind control means using both hemispheres.

  Intelligence Community Dis of the Day.  Pattern recognition?  I got your recognizable pattern right here.

  There's none so late to the party as he who hosts it.

  According to economists, supply has a foot fetish – it always cums on the heels of demand.

  The problem with the phrase 'Think again' is that it implies someone was thinking in the first place.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I've never been awarded an Intelligence Star, but I have been assigned several intelligence black holes.

                                                  

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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