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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Some speak on condition of anonymity because anonymity is their condition. ● Secret 10020170. To get someone to communicate using a pointee-talkee, it helps to have a pointee-shootee. ● In hindsight, the absence of oversight was an oversight that revealed a lack of foresight as well as a need for greater insight into the dangers of shortsightedness. ● Motivational Secret of the Week. Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But please tell me the way to the way.) ● On the other hand, getting found in the shuffle isn't necessarily all that hot either. – My War on Terror! Executive Intelligence Summary
As the French would
say, 'Les
Français ne diraient jamais
'Comme
diraient les Français.''
The threat intelligence shall become the intelligence threat. ● Every Friday is Black Friday where I work. ● A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to participate in human sex trafficking: Rent a lady, your business is shady. Sell a young bama, you're headed for the slamma. ● There's no use crying over spilled milk. But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely. ● I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum. – Universal Intelligence Estimate Motivational Secret of the Week
In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.
Non-official cover 'em dead! ● It's permissible for contractors to hold Top Secret security clearances, as long as they don't fondle them. ● The phrase 'any number of people' also applies for quantities ≤ 0. ● It's time to move beyond the idea that girls 'can' be leaders, and recognize that girls are leaders – and that they've been leading in a very naughty way, and must be punished with a severe spanking. ● If I knew then what I know now, by now I probably wouldn't know it. – Universal Intelligence Estimate
Motivational Secret of the Week
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