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HUMINT is not dead – more like undead.

  The new CIA reorg aims to provide improved intelligence collection and analysis, both of which are vital to understanding the new CIA reorg.

  You'd think the ability to play music on your earbuds while someone talks to you about their problems would qualify you as a good listener.

  Secret 9091314.0.  A lovely female name in your language sounds like the word for a bathroom utensil in someone else's.

  Complicity is the mother of convention.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When is the Lessons Learned review on the Lessons Learned review?




Whenever God closes one revolving door, He opens the same one.

  Secret Thoughts of Women Ops Officers #26.62.  I should have worn something under this government.

●  Auto-tune, but for a person's thoughts.

●  During the Iraq War I was served with distinction.

  A quote about Burundi is a quote about Burundi.  But a quote about America is a quote about the quotee.

Executive Intelligence Summary

I'd rather think a condom was a balloon, than think a balloon was a condom.




not, lest ye be ed.

  Secret 4.1.85921.  Just because it's thrown into the burn bag doesn't mean it ends up in the furnace.

●  When a celebrity throws out the first pitch at a baseball game, I think it should count.  If the celebrity throws a strike, leave 'em in.

●  To be devastated is a luxury of the devastatable classes.

●  Some folks samba to a different set of bagpipes.

Executive Intelligence Summary

When they say 'You can't legislate morality,' do they mean it's against the law?


The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.



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