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Some speak on condition of anonymity because anonymity is their condition.

  Secret 10020170.  To get someone to communicate using a pointee-talkee, it helps to have a pointee-shootee.

●  In hindsight, the absence of oversight was an oversight that revealed a lack of foresight as well as a need for greater insight into the dangers of shortsightedness.

●  Motivational Secret of the Week.  Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself.  (But please tell me the way to the way.)

●  On the other hand, getting found in the shuffle isn't necessarily all that hot either. My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

As the French would say, 'Les Français ne diraient jamais 'Comme diraient les Français.''




The threat intelligence shall become the intelligence threat.

●  Every Friday is Black Friday where I work.

●  A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to participate in human sex trafficking:

Rent a lady, your business is shady.  Sell a young bama, you're headed for the slamma.

  There's no use crying over spilled milk.  But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely.

  I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum. Universal Intelligence Estimate

Motivational Secret of the Week

In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.




Non-official cover 'em dead!

  It's permissible for contractors to hold Top Secret security clearances, as long as they don't fondle them.

●  The phrase 'any number of people' also applies for quantities ≤ 0.

●  It's time to move beyond the idea that girls 'can' be leaders, and recognize that girls are leaders – and that they've been leading in a very naughty way, and must be punished with a severe spanking.

●  If I knew then what I know now, by now I probably wouldn't know it. Universal Intelligence Estimate

Motivational Secret of the Week

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