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Weekly Intelligence Briefing


(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

The op is the blowback, and the blowback is the op.

●  'Confusion agent' is a redundancy.

  I wrote myself a motivational e-mail challenging myself to be more authentic.  It got sent to my spam folder.

●  Transcendent Typos 441032.  He was unmarried, having taken a vow to remain chased.

●  Suicide watch?  If it's not considered inappropriate, sure!

Executive Intelligence Summary

You made your bed, now hide under it.




This secret is eyewash.

  Some countries have defectors.  Most countries are defectors.

  Motivational Secret of the Week.  Preparation and opportunity are the parents of success – but they're not legally married.

  I'm fine with the nook, need more info on the cranny.

  History may be written by the victors, but it's published, marketed and distributed by the aarons, the hannahs and the sols.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Life is just another cover stop.




He who fights and runs away

May live to fight another day

But he whose foe to flee does pay

Shall get promoted at CIA

  Depending on the asset, I'm always ready to meet in the gap.

  Some hearts are broken, others are popped like a zit.

  Motivational Secret of the Week.  A joke at one's expense is its own reimbursement.

●  Looks like that saying 'What goes around comes around' is coming around again.

Executive Intelligence Summary

There's only one CIA intelligence failure: going up to brief on Capitol Hill.


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