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Weekly Intelligence Briefing



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If action is thought's interpreter, it speaks with a thick accent indeed.

  I bet when James Bond eats at McDonald's, he orders his fries with the salt sprinkled, not shaken.

  The reason no one from the future showed up at Stephen Hawking's party for time travelers?  Have you seen the photos?  That place was dead.

  If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I hope it happens on Halloween, because how ironic would that be?

  Motivational Secret of the Week: Too much groundbreaking leaves nothing but dirt.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Whatever doesn't annoy me makes me nicer.




SOCOM.  Putting the wtf in warcraft.

  Secret 72910141.  Dangle perilously from the escarpment, or not at all.

●  I bet for people in Denmark, Kierkegaard jokes are søøø not funny.

  Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air.  But then I think: how would I do that without an additional pair of hands?

  Stand not by your principles so constantly that you start to look like you're loitering.

PostTop Secret of the Week

From PostTopSecret





(Why ask) y.

  Lying in politics isn't as old as the hills, lying in politics created them.

  Read an article: 'Things Women Secretly Think While Wearing Skirts.'  Had no idea that a skirt could be used as a parachute.

  I used to think bad things only happened to other people.  Then they happened to me.  So now I know bad things only happen to other people.

  Not dancing is also a dance.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Secret 71919021.  It's not what you know, or who you know, it's how to look like you don't know anything.


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