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(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

I'm a forward observer - but I enjoy reconnoitering the rear and flanks as well.

  SpookSpeak.  National Gang Intelligence Center n.  (Department of Justice) The intelligence headquarters of the National Gang.

  You were the last guy with me on Saturday night. – Entry in Father's Day essay contest: 'You're a Father If ...'  

  Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.  Which technically means I myself don't know the trouble I've seen.  The point is, hopefully I haven't seen an excessive amount of trouble.

  If problems are opportunities in disguise, opportunities are work in drag. Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary

Faith may move mountains, but it never yet made a mountain stand still.




99% of all leaks from the ship of state come from the bilge tank or worse.

  Secret 17.  Spying is like sex: you get more money if they think it's your first time.

  I've been struggling with my Zen studies.  I think I may have an unlearning disability.

  The Norwegian Nobel Committee is appointed by the Norwegian parliament.  The Norwegian parliament is elected by the Norwegian people.  The Norwegian people are created from pure light by the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

  I never could have made it through drugs without graduate school.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The map is not the territory.  The territory contains way more errors. Tradecraft




A picture redacts a thousand words.

  In less than 0.8 seconds, whether the mirror is looking back. When asked the question 'As a CIA officer, what do you see when you look in the mirror?'

  The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, stated that anonymity's condition was stable.

  It's not youh, it's meh.

  They say dead intelligence assets disclose no secrets. 

... Maybe that's the problem with my intelligence assets. Who Killed the Covert Comic?

Executive Intelligence Summary

In the interest of data security, the still small voice within has been encrypted.


The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.



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