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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
NOC, NOC, who isn't there?
● I reprogrammed HAARP to remotely
program people's brains to make them refuse to remotely program people's
brains. You're welcome,
world.
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I'll take social democracy over capitalism any day of the week (but not
weekends).
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To those who say it's tough fighting a southpaw, I think I've identified
the source of your problem: his paw is actually to your east.
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Is it finally time for a national Bat-Signal?
Executive Intelligence Summary
The 'or' in 'adapt or perish' is inclusive.
You can't lose face if you don't have one.
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My name is engraved in marble at CIA
Headquarters (and in order to keep it that way, I'm not telling where).
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They say it's lonely at the top.
Down here at the bottom, of course, it's one big sex party.
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Aphorism: a type of joke
featuring a setup in the form of a brief observation,
followed by a punch line consisting of a random person's name.
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To be naïve is to be
alaïve.
Executive Intelligence Summary
I found God. Where do I turn him in?
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.
● Every now and then just for fun, instead of neither
confirming nor denying, I neither deny nor confirm.
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I am not my smartphone.
But my smartphone says I still matter.
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No country with a McDonalds has ever gone to
war against America (not counting America).
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The saying 'You always find a thing in the last place you look for it' is
refutable at will.
Executive Intelligence Summary
If I had it to do all over again, I wouldn't change a thing (pretty
much by definition).
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