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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
In Washington DC, you long long for a brief
brief. ●
"So do I pass
my background investigation?" she purred seductively. "Yeah," I said, "... And you're
not exactly failing your foreground investigation either." ●
When eating
whipped cream, I try not to think about the pre-homogenized dairy
compounds that were flogged in order to produce it. ●
Polyamory
n. Panodium. ●
There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it (there are, however, numerous
howevers, althoughs, neverthelesses, and notwithstandings). –
Universal
Intelligence Estimate Motivational Secret of the
Week If I myself can't shine,
let me at least stand in the light (you know, so it looks like I'm
shining).
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This file is so sensitive, the header blushes when you read it. ● CIA does not collect intelligence in the United States. But if intelligence in the US is ever discovered, rest assured we at CIA will be all over it.
Anna Månsdotter, beheaded in 1889 for the murder of her son's wife, was the last woman to be executed in Sweden.
Anna Månsdotter
Slew his wife, Hanna Johansdotter For Anna Månsdotter thought herself hotter The authorities sought her, and soon after caught her And according to the detective's blotter The suspect, Ms. Månsdotter, thought her Son would take the rap and not her Anna Månsdotter was led to slaughter And although they might instead have shot her The chopping block her crime had got her To this day Swedes have not forgot her
Mark my words:
The
policy
of
reclassification
is
a
complete
disaster
and
will
fail
miserably.
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SpookSpeak.
Lover from another cover n.
A former romantic interest from a previous intelligence operation
in which one employed a different alias.
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I visited the space museum.
Really impressive. Some of
the space there is billions of years old.
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Life is a carousel: to help ensure proper functioning of the pulley
connecting the pinion gear to the platform, always keep a spare drive
belt.
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I'll
believe in nanotechnology when I don't see it. –
Who Killed the Covert Comic?
Executive Intelligence Summary Catch 22 … and throw it back.
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The Covert Comic. Read him while you still can!
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