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Intelligence Underground (The spookiest of the spooks)

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Monday

The source is the method, and the method is the source.

SpookSpeak. International peacecreeper n. (CIA) An intelligence officer who engages in covert activities in order to facilitate acceptance of, or/and eliminate impediments to, peace agreements.

Tuesday

US Intelligence Community pick-up line of the week: "So what don't you do?"

Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for height, quantity, or force per square meter?

Wednesday

Motivational Secret of the Week

May your hopes never be dashed, but rather comma-delimited.

Thursday

Being a dull boy makes Jack consent to an all work – no play situation in the first place.

I may not know the half of it, but I know the √-1 of it.

Friday

Executive Intelligence Summary

Secret 4081217. If you don't stand for something, you can't fall for anything.

Selected List of US Intelligence Classifications

(FOUO) For Official Use Only

(S) Secret

(TS) Top Secret

(SBU) Sensitive But Unclassified

(SBVU) Sensitive But Very Unclassified

(UBT) Unclassified But Ticklish

(ILBBNP) Into Light Bondage But No Pain

(P) Into Pain

(WNINTEL) Warning Notice – Intelligence Sources & Methods Involved

(WNNISOMIW) Warning Notice – No Intelligent Sources Or Methods Involved Whatsoever

(WNDNBFL) Warning Notice – Do Not Brief Following Lunch

(NOFORN) Not Releasable To Foreign Nationals

(NOPORN) Not Pornography

(PORN) (See FOUO)

(TS-SCI) Top Secret – Sensitive Compartmented Information

(TS-CAICI) Top Secret – Crude And Insensitive Compartmented Information

(TS-YCTASCISMSCASD) Top Secret – You Call That A Sensitive Compartment??? I’ve Seen More Sensitive Compartments At State Department

(TS-MCETC) Top Secret – Mi Compartment Es Tu Compartment

(TS-FELO) Top Secret – For Executive Leaking Only

(W) Whatever

Classics of Modern Philosophy Repackaged

It can be proven mathematically that the central proposition underlying any philosophical paradigm has a corresponding romance novel cover.

... And yes, I'm working on the romance novel cover for this proof even as we (passionately and breathlessly) speak.

Blow Your Cover!

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