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The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

 

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Secrets have no morals, but not vice versa.

  A covert operation is only as effective as its worst operative.  The worse your worst operative, the more effective your covert operation.

  End users?  You have no idea how much I'd love to.

  The quote 'You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements' is used in advertisements in the USA.

  All I ask is that you judge me by the enemies I've made.  I'm particularly proud of the large papier-mâché ones.

Executive Intelligence Summary

To obtain closure, shut the doorsure.

 

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Saying is one thing, doing is your cover.

●  All I need to recruit an asset is a bag full of money and a beautiful woman (and maybe something for the asset).

●  Requesting crowdfunding to develop an app to prevent people from requesting crowdfunding.

●  A man or woman is truly successful to the extent that he or she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or otherettes.

●  I promise not to cry because it's over, if you promise it's over.

Executive Intelligence Summary

If it fits in a frame, it's not the big picture.

              

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Never love that which you fear.  Always fear that which you love.

  A walk prior to meeting with an asset helps clear and focus the mind – especially if you walk to a bar and blow off the meeting.

 Is Donald Trump a Republican, or a dwarf Republican?

  If you're morally bankrupt, declare Chapter 13 moral bankruptcy – that way you get to keep your moral car.

  Saying age is only a number is like saying a Seal 2K combat knife is only an edged instrument.

Executive Intelligence Summary

Every common denominator is the lowest.

 

The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.

 

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Stickers are standard 3x10 inch, full color, and are shipped promptly and secretively via First-Class Mail (no shipping fee!).  Price: $10.  Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

(Note: An ultra-classified portion of proceeds from the sale of Covert Comic bumper stickers goes to Fisher House, a tax deductible charity providing lodging and other support to families of wounded US military personnel.  ... And you're right, lady, I am arrogant and self-serving.)

                          

 

 

                

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