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(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

Man shall propose, God shall dispose, and a CIA spokesperson refuse to disclose.

  It's a myth that if you join the CIA you can never see your family again.  Most members of my family are still at least faintly visible.

  It goes without saying – especially if it owes you rent.

  A corporation is considered a 'person' in the legal sense only.  Obviously, no human could emit dazzling light from their body like that.

  For every moment for which we have no words, there are ten thousand words for which we have no moments.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The opposite of too late is not late enough.




We're all auctioned on the dark web every day.

●  Secret 4081.1.1.  The usefulness of an agent in place will tend to be proportional to the uselessness of the place.

●  There's a fine line between greed and thoroughness.

●  SpookSpeak.  Cleared adj.  Opaqued.

●  It could have been worse: instead of forbidding a fruit, God could have mandated a vegetable.

Executive Intelligence Summary

The truth is just a lie with a good backstop.



... Don't ask.


Please enter your comments in the space provided below (if you catch my drift).

  SpookSpeak.  Ice volcano n.  (CIA) A freeze on Intelligence Community hiring.

●  History is philosophy teaching by example?  History is philosophy being made an example of.

  There's more to life than acquiring things.  There's also leasing out those things and investing the net income to acquire still more things.

  'Safeword' is a contradiction in terms.

Executive Intelligence Summary

It's not like I can't tell my ass from a hole in the ground.  It's just that I've learned the difference is trivial.


The Covert Comic officially isn't on Twitter.



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