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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.) Secret
692701. The pacifier
changes, the sucking remains.
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At CIA we built a drone that can
recruit live assets, collect HUMINT from them, and fly home.
The problem: the drone kept failing its poly.
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Intelligence Community Dis
of the Day: His interpersonal skills are excellent – it's his
intrapersonal skills that need work.
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Metal filing
cabinets are coming back. And this time they’re angry.
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Watching those
post-apocalyptic films, as a project manager I’m figuring 8-10 months
for debris removal, plus 12 months to restore basic infrastructure, and
you’re talking about being back up at 50% operating capacity within a
year, max.
Executive Intelligence Summary
The most valuable lesson
I've learned in life? Just
be you. The day I assumed
your identity, all my problems melted away.
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The Covert Comic.
Black graffiti on a black helicopter.
● Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words
in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when
your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
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Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped
heads?
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Philadelphia is just the tip of the
Pittsburgh.
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I'd rather have
less time than I think, than less think than I have time.
Executive Intelligence Summary
The real
mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.
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The medium is the message, the message
is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.
● Every Friday is black where I work. ● If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when
activists realized that traders were quite busy already. ● Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter. Executive Intelligence Summary
Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift
or after?
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