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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
Airspace control
starts between the ears. ● Host country’s irregular military could
definitely use a strong antidiarrheal. – Ops report
● Lab-Grown Penis
Tissue Raises Hard, Throbbing Ethical Questions
● When Thomas
Edison said ‘Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration,’ I bet he
really sweated the wording.
● It’s
‘yin-yang,’ not ‘yang-yin?’
Damn, not this
universe again.
Executive
Intelligence Summary A date with destiny is never Dutch treat.
Recruit for the foreign head of state you want,
not the foreign head of state you have. ● He died doing what he loves. –
Cover eulogy for NOC officer
● A leading
seller of testosterone boosters is offering a free brain supplement with
each order. Is this good marketing? If the brain supplement works, how
many guys will keep purchasing testosterone boosters???
● Halfway through
the dictionary’s definition of ‘unreliable narrator,’ doubts start
creeping in.
● The difference
between free markets and neocolonialism is a matter of degree.
Specifically, whether anyone’s hiring people with yours.
Executive
Intelligence Summary If the dumpster’s on fire, might as well toss
in your trash.
A clenched fist cannot shake hands, let alone
operate a belt-fed weapon. ● They say every PCS is really a posting to
oneself. Here’s hoping I don’t get PNG’d this time.
● Remember: if someone tries to prevent you from observing World
Pacifism Day, and you don’t resist, they’re actually helping you observe
World Pacifism Day.
● I didn’t say ‘men have feelings too.’ I said men have feelings: two. ● ‘Jaguar’ is a question whar ah come from.
Executive Intelligence Summary
The buck doesn’t give a damn where it stops.
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