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The Covert Comic Weekly Intelligence Briefing
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)
At CIA there’s no
standing policy regarding the use of sex in operations. Provided it’s
consensual, Agency officers are permitted to have sex standing, lying
down, or in any other position they and their partner choose. ● It’s ‘local ordinance?’ Not ‘local ordnance?’ … Uh-oh. – ● The best part of living in the moment: if you
don’t like this moment, there’s always another one coming along in 15 or
20 years. ● Stakeholder n. An individual or group
that has an active interest in obtaining a severed head. ● Say what you will about the 50 foot woman,
but she definitely broke barriers.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
I never joke
about God. I’m opposed to punching down in comedy.
Dynamic risk assessment? I’ve seen zestier. ● If you work undercover for the National
Reconnaissance Office, and someone from the public tells you about a
landmark that’s so impressive it can be seen from space, I bet you
answer ‘Really? Wow, that’s amazing,’ and then you try hard not to
laugh. ● Meet singles near me? But at least three feet
away, right? ● The problem with having nothing to prove is
that you constantly have to prove it. ● Actually, now that you mention it, ESPECIALLY
in this economy.
Executive
Intelligence Summary
Ask not what your
country can do for you, ask what you can do for your R&B.
SpookSpeak.
Shore party n. 1. (USN) The naval element of a beach operation.
2. (CIA) The navel element of same. ● What area? – When asked if the site
surrounded by a fenced, patrolled perimeter was a denied area ● Anybody can demand a seat at the table. But
you better be good at animating smiley faces in PowerPoint. ● Solution to the ethical dilemma of whether a
self-driving car should save the lives of its passengers or the lives of
pedestrians: make the tiebreaker the shortest traffic delay. ● You were only trying to be polite about my
synesthesia. I smell that now.
Executive
Intelligence Summary You say ‘kiss it and make it better’ like
they’re not mutually exclusive.
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