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What's NEW with The Covert Comic!
(Note: cleared readers only, please.)
Monday
Honoring 233 years of American independence.
Only three more to go!
Previously, the sleepy little collection of
farms and fishing villages nestled between
Connecticut and Massachusetts had been unknown
even to many American colonists.
But after July 4th 1776, the state of
Rhode Island would become unknown to people all
around the world.
Tuesday
Secret Sticker of the Week!
Wednesday Inspirational Secret of the Week They say character is what you have after you've lost everything else. I say: if you've lost everything else, how much character could you have had in the first place?
Thursday Just because you're a second class citizen doesn't mean you should be treated like an undocumented immigrant. Spy novel excerpt of the month: Our body language was all binary: she had the zeros, and I had the 1.
Friday Executive Intelligence Summary
'Intelligence Community' - choose one. *
Monday Secret 839162.4. Reality gets what it deserves. Following the overthrow of the Shah and his secular government in February 1979, Iran voted to become an Islamic theocracy less than two months later. In the three decades since, despite war and significant economic and political instability, Iranian oil shipments have been on time and per contract. ... Incidentally, the date of that most sacred of referendums: April 1st. I can neither confirm nor deny that there were at least 200 CIA assets operating in Tehran at the time the votes were being counted.
Tuesday Sake for sake's sake! Secret 151.0. Some of the most successful intelligence officers are alcoholics – and the most successful alcoholics are all intelligence officers.
Wednesday Inspirational Secret of the Week They say a man isn't supposed to crawl. But they never said anything about oozing.
Thursday A dressed pet is its own revenge. Secreto 6291318. No hay I en team, pero hay dos yos en yo-yo.
Friday Executive Intelligence Summary When they say it's the end of the world as we know it, are they referring to the world, or the end?
* Secret Stickers of the Week!
Blow Your Cover! Nothing says ‘I can neither confirm nor deny that I regularly read The Covert Comic’ like a genuine Covert Comic bumper sticker. Create your own covert action! [Officially don’t] Purchase and affix these stickers to the bumpers of CIA or FBI counterintelligence officers’ cars, heavily traveled streets in Georgetown, cubicles at the Defense Intelligence Agency, the back of Air Force One, etc. Stickers are standard 3x10 inch, full color, and are shipped promptly and secretively via First-Class Mail (no shipping fee!). Price: $10. Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. (Note: Proceeds from the sale of Covert Comic bumper stickers go to Fisher House, a tax deductible charity providing lodging and other support to families of wounded US Military personnel. ... And you're right, I am arrogant and self-serving, lady.)
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