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James Geary

Covert Comment: Sometimes an imitation Greek pillar is enough.  All classified aphorisms, all the classified time.

 

Thinkers and Jokers

Covert Comment: 'Thinkers and jokers.'  Talk about a redundancy.  Endlessly great quotes and quips ... and some occasional non-Covert Comic material too!

 

Out Of Context

Covert Comment: Everything profound.

 

Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Covert Comment: "Bestseller forever."  Mere words cannot describe.  And vice versa.

 

Jack Handey

Covert Comment: I wouldn't want to be a comedian like Jack Handey. But as for actually being Jack Handey, the man himself, I guess that would be OK.

 

Steve Aylett

Covert Comment: If we were cleared to read this guy's writing, how would we know it?

 

KGB Report

Covert Comment: Yeah, that KGB.

  

Covert Comment: The good news: Ruminations published the joke about me sleeping with my Chief of Station's 18-year-old intern daughter.

The bad news: It turns out a lot of people at CIA read Ruminations.

 

Robert Brault

Covert Comment: Enjoy the big things, for one day you make look back and realize they were the megathings.

 

Uri Geller with his mother in the early 1970's

Uri Geller's Web Site

Covert Comment: Until Uri Geller bent some spoons, it never occurred to me that all people everywhere are children of G*d imbued with a spark from the Divine Fire.  Please, whatever else you do on behalf of Middle East peace, write and ask Uri Geller to pose for a picture with the Covert Comic.

... Or ask him to bend the Internet.

 

The Unpoet

Covert Comment: ... As in 'UN poet' (get it?). 

If everyone read this man's ideas and put them into practice, there'd be no need for the CIA.

So please, for my sake, don't read this man's ideas (or if you do, please don't put them into practice).

  

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