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Universal Declaration of Humint Rights
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Enjoy the big things, for one day you make look back and realize
they were the megathings.
It's a delusion of
grandeur only if you can't pull it off.
Comment: All that you knew shall
Covert Comment: If we were
cleared to read this guy's writing, how would we
Russian Embassy, Netherlands (IMINT provided by intelligence agent G2)
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Comment: I wouldn't want to be a comedian like Jack
Handey. But as for actually being Jack Handey, the man himself, I
guess that would be OK.
Covert Comment: Sceptic
(maybe), grand pathologist and spy of a different colour.
Uri Geller with his mother in
the early 1970's
Geller's Web Site
Comment: Until Uri Geller bent some spoons, it never
occurred to me that all people everywhere are children of G*d
imbued with a spark from the Divine Fire. Please, whatever else you do on behalf of Middle
East peace, write and ask Uri Geller to
pose for a picture with the Covert Comic.
Or ask him to bend the Internet.
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Humor that's blacker than black.
As in 'UN poet' (get it?).
If everyone read this
man's ideas and put them into practice, there would be no need for
So please, for my sake, don't read this man's ideas
(or if you do, please don't put them into practice).
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